Like most people, I can be contacted by the information provided on my resume.
For those who don’t want to click on it, my e-mail is <legal-first-name>.d.<last-name> at gmail.com
I welcome feedback on everything I do. Please don’t cold call me unless you need to. And no, your position at <insert large corporation here> was not a good reason to cold call me.
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